Posts Tagged ‘Clowns’

Fruitbooty! Toot, toot!

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

Met one of the fans today. His nickname was Clovature. Almost nobody smokes clove ciggies any more, so I always noticed the scent. He also has a groovy workshop/hut I watched him build over the months. And he has banana trees.

Shout out to David! (I think that was his name.)

Anyway, he asked about the camera as I sped by the other day, and when I answered him about where I post the footage, he misheard “fruitbooting.com” as “fruitbooty.com.”

He tells me this today. Fruitbooty. There is no fruitbooty.com…yet. And before I looked, I was just imagining the kinds of sites he might have gotten. But most of them were inline sites. Most of them. Still, from here on, both the boy and the wife will be saying (every day),

“Have fun fruitbootying!”
“How’s your fruitbooty?”
“Shake that fruitbooty!”

Saw a clown today. I think the pair on the right was trying to fend it off. It retreated peacefully.

New today: I tried carrying the compressed air horn I usually have on my bike. You fill the plastic-water-bottle-looking-thing with a bike pump, and you’re ready to unleash 110 decibels on unsuspecting hell phone “drivers.”

A little toot made a cable guy actually stop at a stop sign. And I gave a little toot toot as the train came in today, and got a toot toot back.

This thing is loud. Oh, I think we’ll have fun with this.

Day 18 in a row
Wheels: Day 10 (3 on this rotation)
Bearings: Day 15
1/5: “Fingers”
Mannys: “Hon”

Teh Mix: (The title that are links are from bands I’ve been in. Feel free to download and share.)
Stacks o’ Money – Eagles of Death Metal
The Fourth Night of My Drinking – Drive-By Truckers
The Long Cut – Uncle Tupelo
Trouble Dolls – Love Baby Kiss Doll
Standing in the Doorway – Soul Asylum
Lit Up – Buckcherry
I Might Come See You Tonight – Hellacopters
Mister Richard Smoker – Ween
Charlemagne in Sweatpants – The Hold Steady
Cartoon – Soul Asylum (Doubleshot)
Sink Hole – Drive-By Truckers (Doubleshot)
Jessaphine – Les Trout
San Berdoo Sunburn – Eagles of Death Metal (Doubleshot)
Bandages and Scars – Son Volt
Ode – Soul Asylum (Tripleshot!)
Happy Birthday – Concrete Blonde
Battleship Chains – Georgia Satellites
Somebody to Shove – Soul Asylum (Quadulpleshot!)